I am a 6 foot 3-toed sloth. Until recently, I shared a nice flat with a beautiful mongoose (my love and life), until I was forced to relocate to real life, and got stuck in a small cramped one-room apartment with an iguana. Funny how some things turn out, don't they?
A year later, a big red dragon came in, and took out the iguana. She grabbed me, and dumped me in a two-roomed apartment with her. I started out scared, hoping she wouldn't see me (moving slowly), but it turned out she was a friendly dragon, and saved me from the evil iguana who had plans to sell me to a south-american family as a pet.